Public drunkenness

I am currently on the bus and there is a man who just cracked open a beer and is screaming 2 things. One is asking of anyone on the bus has seen David. And the other thing is that he is screaming is that there will be consequences if you spit on him, so keep your spit in your mouth. People are trying not to laugh, and no one is answering, because he is very inebriated. This is not the first time I have encountered this man either. He has definitely hit rock bottom.

Don't Get Mad

I saw a lot of people get mad today. But it was their fault. So here is a massage to them.

DONT GET MAD WHEN:

• guys make cat calls at you when you have your thong sticking out of your pants and you aren't wearing a bra
• people give you dirty looks when your child is running amok and you aren't doing anything about it
• when people push you out of the way when you cut the line
• when your hear exasperated sighs from the people behind you while we wait for you to dig 22 dimes and a nickel out of your huge purse
• when people get mad when they trip over your 800 grocery bags that you insist need to be in the middle of the aisle
• when people walk around you because you are walking slower than a snail on a turtle and we have a bus to catch
• when people yell at you for whacking them in the head with your bag while you walk down the asile (I witnessed this today- almost turned into a fistfight- it was hilarious)
• when the bus driver doesn't stop at your stop when you don't push the stop button.

people need to get over themselves. They are not the only ones on this earth

Business

Today, the Toddler was late and packed. I have never seen it so crowded. There was a woman on the bus yelling.. no.. screaming into her phone. I could hear it over my music. This is what i gathered from the story. The woman has a baby daddy, whom she had 2 kids with but they are no longer together. She now has a new boyfriend. Her children are telling the baby daddy that the woman and her new bf are beating them. For example the woman tells the boyfriend to hold one kid down while she beats it. And the Lawsons are rude and disrespectful. Now i am not one to judge, but do you really want to have a whole bus load of people hearing this?? There are children on this bus and you are cursing like a sailor. No need to be so loud. Nobody wants to hear your business lady.

Smelly Men

Hello everyone,

Today started off well enough on the buses, I got on Toddler alright and Belated was only a little late. I had a seat to myself (I still sat next to the window. I detest people who sit on the aisle seat and make you squeeze past them to the empty seat next to them, while they give you dirty looks like how dare you sit next to me on the public transportation system) The bus left Hell and about 4 stops later this rather large man got on the bus. (now let me just say there were a lot of empty double seats) He decided to sit next to me. He smushed me against the wall i had to practically dislocate my arm from between the wall and myself to access my ipod. Then about 5 stops later he needed to get off. The bell to stop the bus was next to the seat in front of me. He reached up, and I almost died. His armpits smelled like gym socks and a locker room. It was awful. And to top it all off, he hit the woman in front of us in the head trying to reach the bell. But his pits were so bad, the smell lingered after he got off. I swear I thought i was going to suffocate. Thank goodness i got off a few stops later. Man, get some deodorant!

Thank you for reading. I have decided that I will not be posting stories from my job here, I have made another blog called Slice of Insanity for work nuts. Please, go forth and comment!

Hello again!

So, it has been a long time. But, I am back! I am not in school at the moment, but I do have a job now that requires public transportation everyday. I take 2 busses to my job and thus, they need names. I shall call the one I take from my house to the Terminal (which will now be known as Hell) Toddler, since it is unpredictable and most of the drivers are very moody. The one that drops me off at the front door at my job, shall be called Belated. This bus is NEVER on time. Except Sundays. (Fun Fact, this is the bus that used to be called Shortcut in my old posts). I have also decided that maybe, if I am feeling up to it, I will post storieds about my job as well. I cannot say the name of my business, but all you need to know is that I deal with people directly, and it is in the Fast Food Pizza business. And I don't make enough. haha. No stories today, but I will be writing posts in the notepad of my phone so I don't forget. Tune in for more!!

I'm Back!!

Hey! long time no see!!!

as i finally started school again, i now take the bus twice everyday except thursdays. so therefore there will be an abundant amount of stupidity to write about!! ths morning i took the LongWay (please excuse me if i forget some names lol its been awhile) and the only thing that happend was the woman i sat next too gave me a really dirty look. so anyway thats about it. nothing happened on the way home but i would like to take a second to talk about my HORRIBLE day.

so its the first day of school. should be fun right? meeting new people, getting classes etc. NOT. it poured. all day. untill i went home (of course right) i straightened my hair and it got totally ruined, my brand new notebook it soaking wet, my clothes are soaking wet and a huge gust of wind slammed a door shut on my finger and now its purple! the guy coming out of the door as i was going in had to help me push the door open so i can unstick my finger. ugh.... hopefully tomorrow will be better!

See you tomorrow!!!

double whammy and the return of starelady

Happy Birthday Ms. G!

so today i took the bus to school. i walked up to the Longway and took that not to the terminal, but to another place where buses gather. from there i took a random bus ive never taken before. it was odd going so early. and the opposite direction

then on the way home, i took the Secretbus. it was so funny cause the bus leaves campus only stopping at 2 out of 4 bus stops. and one stop can see it leave.there was a huge crowd of people waiting at the bus stop after the bus leaves and i could see them pointing at the bus at it left.
then i look the Longway.. there was only 4 people on the whole bus. me, a spanish girl, an african american woman and

BUM BUM BUM

STARELADY!!!!!!

she didnt sit next to me this time. she sat across the aisle. and guess what she did
she stared at me

now let me just say that i see absolutely no reason why she should stare at me. i dont dress like a slut, im not ugly (as far as i can tell) and i dont do anything weird. i have no idea why this woman is infatuated with me
so.. i smiled and waved at her. she stopped staring. horrayy!! lol.

and this will be my last post for awhile.. my spring break starts today.
yay..