Don't Get Mad

I saw a lot of people get mad today. But it was their fault. So here is a massage to them.

DONT GET MAD WHEN:

• guys make cat calls at you when you have your thong sticking out of your pants and you aren't wearing a bra
• people give you dirty looks when your child is running amok and you aren't doing anything about it
• when people push you out of the way when you cut the line
• when your hear exasperated sighs from the people behind you while we wait for you to dig 22 dimes and a nickel out of your huge purse
• when people get mad when they trip over your 800 grocery bags that you insist need to be in the middle of the aisle
• when people walk around you because you are walking slower than a snail on a turtle and we have a bus to catch
• when people yell at you for whacking them in the head with your bag while you walk down the asile (I witnessed this today- almost turned into a fistfight- it was hilarious)
• when the bus driver doesn't stop at your stop when you don't push the stop button.

people need to get over themselves. They are not the only ones on this earth