Smelly Men

Hello everyone,

Today started off well enough on the buses, I got on Toddler alright and Belated was only a little late. I had a seat to myself (I still sat next to the window. I detest people who sit on the aisle seat and make you squeeze past them to the empty seat next to them, while they give you dirty looks like how dare you sit next to me on the public transportation system) The bus left Hell and about 4 stops later this rather large man got on the bus. (now let me just say there were a lot of empty double seats) He decided to sit next to me. He smushed me against the wall i had to practically dislocate my arm from between the wall and myself to access my ipod. Then about 5 stops later he needed to get off. The bell to stop the bus was next to the seat in front of me. He reached up, and I almost died. His armpits smelled like gym socks and a locker room. It was awful. And to top it all off, he hit the woman in front of us in the head trying to reach the bell. But his pits were so bad, the smell lingered after he got off. I swear I thought i was going to suffocate. Thank goodness i got off a few stops later. Man, get some deodorant!

Thank you for reading. I have decided that I will not be posting stories from my job here, I have made another blog called Slice of Insanity for work nuts. Please, go forth and comment!